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Crap 'mountain' Bikes
#1
How can people get away with selling crud like this? >Sad
resim
Check out the description;
Quote:This superb looking Everest mountain bike has the highest specification on market with all its key parts coming from the top makers. The 21-speed Shimano gear system ensures flexible and smooth shifting on any terrain. The powerful ASSESS dual disc brakes provide sure stopping in any conditions, including mud, rain and puddles. The front and rear suspension means it is easy to handle on various surfaces and unbeatable off-road control.
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#2
Lol "highest specification on market" and "unbeatable off road control"  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Isn't that illegal as they are just blatantly lying? Gotta at least be breaking the trade descriptions act or something!
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#3
Big Grin im all to use to seeing 14 year olds on them down the local warren, only to hear OWWW MY TEETH as they snap the frame making them headbut the headset

ive given up trying to stop them  :Smile

i think the term "Mountain Bike" needs to have a serious re-think, i say we all go into halfords (main culprit for misuse of the word) with marker pens and scribble the mountain out   Big Grin
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#4
Steve Peat loves his one, look!

resim
Keep it foolish...
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#5
"alkali" Wrote:Steve Peat loves his one, look!

resim

holy crap, he appears to be excretting white stuff from his anus, steve peat likes it that way obviously  Wink
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#6
i'd excrete too if hitting drop off on that piece of crap... or maybe i'm a lazy photoshopper
Keep it foolish...
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#7
"alkali" Wrote:i'd excrete too if hitting drop off on that piece of crap... or maybe i'm a lazy photoshopper

but white stuff  :o well maybe i just havent been scared enough yet  Tongue
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#8
better?

resim
Keep it foolish...
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#9
"alkali" Wrote:better?

resim

:o CEILING CAT STAY AWAY, god the memories that brings back, managed to freak out some guy with the 'ceiling cat is watching you masterbate' picture, he wasent messing around or anything, was dead serious used to freak him out something chronic


and yes the brown stuff is now better  Wink
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#10
ceiling cat always has his eye on you, young man.
resim
Keep it foolish...
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