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Different... But funny?
#1
Following a recent ebay transaction, I got this e-mail from the seller... Some of it's funny, but upon first reading it I was like "Wtf, I'm not sending you money if your gonna call me a peasant). So unless someone read on from that, I would of thought they'd probably find this offensive and weird.

Comical in it's own way though...


Hello there my peasant customer!(Thats peasant not pleasant)

I was just checking my Royal emails and came across your glorious order!

Please check the information below and ensure you are satisfied. If you
are not, please contact my slaves using ebay messages.

Those who respond to this email will face treasonous punishments as the
inbox is unfortunately not monitored.

If you pay for your items before 4.00pm the same working day, I, the
important subject of AndrÃÂ, will instruct my minions to dispatch it at
once!

If you wish to mail your payment, using a cheque or postal order, then
please make them out to "**********". I would have it as "King
AndrÃÂ" but unfortunately im not officially classed as a king, and AndrÃÂ
is a fictitious person, so ************ it must be. Please send
your payment to my palace which is currently situated in the glorious
town of Wigan;

Please pay for your item within 7 working days, otherwise i may have to
increase your taxation burden from 10% to 20%, but for those who pay on
time i'll reduce your tax from 22% to 20%!

If you have any problems or queries, please do not hesitate to contact
my slaves through ebay Messages.

Thank you for filling my coffers further!
Best wishes and Regards
AndrÃÂ
My riding is more up and down than the damn area I live in! And the tart's knickers who lives next door - Combined!  :o
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#2
John, that is the most awesome 'thank you for your payment' message I ever did see! Big Grin
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#3
Haha that's brilliant Big Grin
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