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Eternal Earth Bound Bikes
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As you know tomorrow is the rapture/End of the world (saves you all doing the Nrth downs way on Sunday). As you can't take your bikes with you when you all go, I, for a small fee, will come to your house after the rapture, collect them and look after them for you. Only $135 + $20 for each additional bike.

Allah be praised.
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#2
Could someone come and take the cat as it was in the house again earlier!
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#3
&quot;Breezer&quot; Wrote:Could someone come and take the cat as it was in the house again earlier!

You should probably stop putting out milk for it to drink.
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&quot;General Sparks&quot; Wrote:http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

As you know tomorrow is the rapture/End of the world (saves you all doing the Nrth downs way on Sunday). As you can't take your bikes with you when you all go, I, for a small fee, will come to your house after the rapture, collect them and look after them for you. Only $135 + $20 for each additional bike.

Allah be praised.
General, as it didn't quite happen this weekend, I trust you'll be offering this service for the next apocalypse?
Great VFM btw, do you also feed cats & dogs? Tongue

&quot;from the linked site&quot; Wrote:Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured?
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do.  Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.
Big Grin Big Grin
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#5
They were mentioned on the BBC website. They've had over 200 customers. That's $25,000 for absolutely no work. Genius.
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