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Sketchy group ride rules
#1
Not to be taken seriously, just a little fun based off a post Breezer made in another thread.

Rules
1. All rides shall have a stop time of 50% or more of the total ride time so that riders can just chat.
2. All rides must have 1 comedy crash.
3. Rides can only start a minimum of 40 minutes after the actual agreed start time.
4. Rides should be cancelled after 4,326 posts. Tongue
5. The person who suggests the ride and starts the thread must pull out 24 hours before the ride starts.
6. Treehugger must ask for a lift to the ride.
6. Treehugger must ask other people to split fuel costs to the ride.
8. Ride locations must change atleast 3 times.
9. BottleIt must be home before his missus wakes up.
10. Start time must be debated and changed at least 3 times prior to an agreed start time being declared.
11. The ride must not start and finish with the same number of riders.
12. There must be at least one mechanical.
13. All tubeless users must either; end the ride early or chuck latex all over the country side and revert to tubes. Tongue
14. Riders must compare crash injuries and discuss who got hurt the most.
15. All rides organised by sailor should incude a health warning.
7. The rule numbers must not run consecutively.
16. Treehugger must nose dive at least once per ride.
17. A lengthy conversation must take place both before and after a climb (And blackers must compare it to a hill in south america at the top) Tongue
18. Jaffa / Eccles / Chorley Cakes are 'Sports Nutrition'.
19. Someone must ask for the post code even though it appears in the original posters post.
19.1. Treehugger must ask for a post code even though it appears in the original posters post and he has been to the meeting place tons of times.
20. For any new ride venue Treehugger must post that he has always wanted to ride there.
21. Brake levers must be angled to point your braking finger at the sky.
22. Cable tie spacing must be between 199mm and 201mm, anything outside of these measurement will result in you being sent home.
23. Forum members must criticise even the most fine tuned bikes and riders ability at setting said bike up before, during and after any ride.
24. Never accept a jelly baby wine gum any sweet from Lagginbehind.
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#2
2. All rides must have 1 comedy crash
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#3
3. Rides can only start a minimum of 40 minutes after the actual agreed start time
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#4
4. Rides should be cancelled after 4,326 posts Tongue
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#5
4. The person who suggests the ride and starts the thread must pull out 24 hours before the ride starts.

Edit: Argh to close!
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#6
5. Andy must ask for a lift to the ride.
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#7
6. Ride locations must change atleast 3 times.
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#8
6. BottleIt must be home before his missus wakes up.
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#9
"General Sparks" Wrote:6. BottleIt must be home before his missus realises he has escaped.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#10
9. Start time must be debated and changed at least 3 times proir to an agreed start time being declared
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