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Funny Reviews
#1
Have a look at the 118 Amazon reviews for the 2006 album by Jordan & Peter Andre...

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Quote:The recently crowned 'Orange Elvis' and his baboon wife have really pulled off a stonker with this album. Razor sharp melodies and blistering harmonies repeatedly stab you in the groin and sear your wounds for the whole 52 minutes and 67 seconds duration of this epic masterpiece. Pete 'The Greek' Andre's falsetto truly reflects all those hours he spends with wife, Katie 'Funbagz' Price's soiled underwear riding up his crotch. Thanks to this CD i can now breathe underwater like Kevin Costner in Westworld. Oh and Track 6 gave me diarrhoea.
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#2
I read some of those a few Years back, absolutely epic. I think one of my favorites concluded with "my cat was dead, and now it's alive"
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#3
Veet for men

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Re...roduct_top

check out the reviews and comments  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

a little teaser of what to expect ..... ‎"I'm now left with a groin area that's so inflamed and wrinkled it looks like Sid James with alopecia."  ??)
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